Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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knock knock go away!!!

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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Tall asians

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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