Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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