- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

This is not a joke.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

How do you end a sentence

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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