- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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