- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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