- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

When you have read this, you've already read it.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

I have suicidal thoughts

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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