Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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Why did silly Miss Sally put her baby in the dishwasher? Because she was suffering from advanced stages of Schizophrenia. She thought that her baby was a dish. Her mother, Carol watched in horror as her granddaughter was placed inside. A tear dribbled from her eye. Things had been bad, but because Sally was her daughter, she had been tolerant. Carol sobbed as the baby screamed in terror, unable to escape. Finally, Carol, tears in her eyes, called Child Protective Services on her own daughter, something she didn't want to do. When CPS representatives finally came, they were horrified at the sight of a screaming baby covered in suds with burnt skin that had been scorched by hot jets. Sally's baby, Alex was taken from her and put into foster care.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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What did the old man say? Im old

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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Where's the soap?

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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