Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

knock knock go away!!!

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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