A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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800 people died last year. end of story

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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