Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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