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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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