Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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I have suicidal thoughts

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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Why did silly Miss Sally put her baby in the dishwasher? Because she was suffering from advanced stages of Schizophrenia. She thought that her baby was a dish. Her mother, Carol watched in horror as her granddaughter was placed inside. A tear dribbled from her eye. Things had been bad, but because Sally was her daughter, she had been tolerant. Carol sobbed as the baby screamed in terror, unable to escape. Finally, Carol, tears in her eyes, called Child Protective Services on her own daughter, something she didn't want to do. When CPS representatives finally came, they were horrified at the sight of a screaming baby covered in suds with burnt skin that had been scorched by hot jets. Sally's baby, Alex was taken from her and put into foster care.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Joesph Triphook.

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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Where's the soap?

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What did the old man say? Im old

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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