A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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The truth is he loves her!!

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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