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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

I'd like to make a withdraw

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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