- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

why does the man appear fat he is

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

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