What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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