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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

I named my son ps2 controller

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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