- Anti Joke

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

White men's rights