you will like this because i am black.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

A man walks into a bar

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

White men's rights

Yo Momma So Fat!

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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