- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What is the difference?

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

knock knock come in

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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