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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

my egg roll

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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