Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

my egg roll

Make me famous

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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