Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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woman's rights

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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