- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

woman's rights

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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