- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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