- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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