- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

Yanter, Look it up

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Vote this down and get DOXED

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Sloths

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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