- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Not a joke.

White NBA players.

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