What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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