How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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The Princess is in another castle

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a black guy hates chicken.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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The Big Band Theory

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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