Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

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Walking down a cold, lonely, deserted street is a 10 year old who lost her parents. she has with her in plain sight her fathers wallet, so full of cash that it is literally too full. all of a sudden, a black man with a gum jumps out from around the corner. he then proceeds to mug her and shoot her. thanking the man for playing cops with her using finger guns, she goes home with a new coffee mug and a stick of gum. she died three days later from unrelated incidents.

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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The Princess is in another castle

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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a black guy hates chicken.

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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