- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

a black guy hates chicken.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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