Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

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Cannot tell, national security. As far as I care we are friends, therefore I cannot continue chatting with you for a while, its gonna seem pretty damn suspicious, I wont be repeating myself. Except again, do not worry, we will take care of this, and if not, I will contact you, you are not in any danger for the mean being, whoever are against us are looking for "Nero", not you, and I am pretty damn safe. By the way, I never lost an eye, but your "wiz" revealed himself by sharing that information, that part was the only ploy as far as I care, and it was necessary for everybody`s survival. Do not worry friend, I will call you sometime, but I recommend we stay off touch for at least 3 months, and that you stop using this site.

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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