Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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