Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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