- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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