The young orphan boy had high hopes for this Christmas. When he woke up, he ran to the foot of the tree and saw a large box wrapped with seasonal wrapping paper. He looked at it to see that it was for someone else. The boy recieved nothing for Christmas and was later hit by a bus that had veered off of the road to avoid hitting a dog. The boy is now paralyzed and is extremely disappointed as to how his Christmas had unfolded.

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Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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mikey is cute

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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