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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Water? I hardly know her.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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