Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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What did the fish say after he

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mikey is cute

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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