- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

mikey is cute

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

womens rights

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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