- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

womens rights

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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