- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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