man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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