- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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