Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

NASCAR being considered a sport.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

your mama so old, shes dead.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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