"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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