roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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roses are red violets should be purple

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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