- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

. . I am a whale

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Alchohol.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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