What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Get on the boat.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

. . I am a whale

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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