- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

A storm be brewin!

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Your so gay, that you like men!

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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