- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

A storm be brewin!

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Your so gay, that you like men!

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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