brock has small hands for a small job

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Get some flipping new jokes people

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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