Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

call me maybe.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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